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when someone brings a funnel to the party…

patheticlifestory:

  • me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
  • me two minutes later: omg is that cake

when everyone assumes i’m sharing my alcohol…

when my friend posts pictures on facebook of us after a night of drinking…

when my adderall starts to kick in…

when someone tries to take a picture of me…

patheticlifestory:

when i’m not paying attention and don’t notice…

when i see them at the last minute…

My birthday dresses. Im obsessed !

My birthday dresses. Im obsessed !

Via: forever90s Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds


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